May 2012
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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“It was wonderful to sit with her head on my shoulder for hours and feel as I...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald to Zelda Fitzgerald (via 33113)
you guys
im going to europe
so i probs wont be reblogging nonsense
and im not going to queue anything…
au revoir! cheerio!
Sometimes I look at random people on the train or walking down the street and wonder about their day or what they had for breakfast or where they grew up and if they’re having a good or a bad day and I wonder if people do the same to me.
deaf-ears:
just gotta pay some homage..
The...
wow i havent had sex in forever like literally forever because im a virgin
batreaux:
six is afraid of seven because they are best friends and six has hidden deep romantic feelings for seven but six is worried seven won’t reciprocate and it could jeopardize their friendship
“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via mosby)
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
